Upon Remembering February 23rd

Notes to self:

• Bogle makes a pretty good petite syrah. Drinking a half bottle of said wine before 9pm knowing that I have to go to work at 10 makes it bad
• When DJing, if customers want to buy you shots, accept the first one. After the fourth, reconsider the first three.
• When ordering salad with bleu cheese dressing and clam chowder, try to remember that you're lactose intolerant and take into consideration the pain you will endure later. Is it worth it? Probably not. The chowder wasn't that good anyway.
• Falling asleep (read: passing out) on top of your cell phone probably isn't a good idea. Especially when your phone is your alarm clock and you work a day job.
• Mixing red wine, Boddington's Irish Ale, Leroux Blackberry Brandy, El Toro Tequila, and Leroux Rock & Rye equals bad things. Mostly in the stomach region, but also in the oh-shit-I'm-two-hours-late-for-work region as well.
• Falling asleep on hand is also not very useful. You really miss pre-hensile strength when you don't have it anymore. My right hand is still numb.
• Remember to thank everyone who came out last night.