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It's amazing what people will say in public (or on the web) for all to see when they've been drinking. Seriously, though, I highly recommend Fat Bastard Shiraz. It's a good cheap red wine. It's usually about $9 for a bottle. You should never pay more than $10 for a bottle of Shiraz. I don't care if it's top-of-its-class from Australia and from 2000, it still shouldn't cost more than $10.