Nothing Not Dance Party

These are the reasons why I hate HBO:

• Goodfellas. I have seen this movie probably five or six times. Yet, last night when I went to bed at midnight, and I went through the channels...I watched it. I watched Joe Pesci shoot that kid in the bar for not bringing him his drink fast enough. Yet again I watched and paid more attention to the music, cuz damn Scorsese is the man. Why was I watching this when I shoulda been sleeping? Because it was on, that's why.
• Six Feet Under & Curb Your Enthusiasm. I love these series. Six Feet Under is kind of like Arrested Development for me in that even though there's a long-winded backstory, and its hard to keep up if you don't watch every week, it still pulls you in. I don't know how anyone can not like Curb Your Enthusiasm. Most people liked Seinfeld. Larry David produced and wrote a lot of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm is his show. He produces and writes and stars in it. He's just himself. Its great! But both of these shows are in reruns often enough. I don't need to be watching it. I can see it anytime.
• Crappy movies. I'll be going through the channels, and I'll end up stopping on something that looks interesting, but then I lose interest. Days or hours or weeks later, I come across another interesting part of the same lame movie. So then I have all these bits and pieces in my head, but no full movie. What it means is that given a chance, I'll sit and watch as much as I can just to figure out what the fuck is going on. Hours of my life that I cannot get back.
• Father of the Bride in Spanish. For some reason, I'm fascinated.