You Were Always On My Mind

My friend Chris has a Beagle/Bluetick Coonhound puppy named Elvis. Like most hound-dogs, Elvis likes to sleep a lot and has big floppy jowls that look kinda like lips. Sometimes when Elvis is sleeping, Chris stuffs Cheez-Its up into Elvis' jowls. Then when he wakes up, he finds food in his lips and doesn't know what happened, but he's happy! I've been trying to talk Chris into stuffing peanut butter up in there because it would be even funnier. Unfortunately, his girl buys all her food at Whole Foods, so all she gets is organic peanut butter, which is really oily. So that wouldn't work out as well as something like JIF.