Argh.

Seriously, does anyone know of any job openings? Scroll way down to related post titled "If There is Something" to see my skills and such. Remember the movie "Joe Vs. the Volcano?" Joe had to quit working at the office because the fluorescent lights were making him sick. For me, it's the combination of the lights and my computer screen that melt together and remind me of how much I hate working in an office. Sometimes, it pushes me to the verge of having a panic attack. I get all hot, and I have to go outside for a minute to regroup. In fact, I don't think it's working in an office that I hate so much, it's getting paid so little for my education and skillset. Maybe I should just start selling stuff on eBay.