I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement

Three fairly random yet interesting things I've heard in the past 24 hours:

1. "I called all the fags, but they were out of service"

2. "Wanna have sex?" "Sure, I have nothing better to do"

3. "There's about 50 guys playing bagpipes in the parking lot at Circuit City by Tel-12 right now."

I just felt the need to share, that's all. Have a nice day.